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juliebrister:

Two things.

1) Chris Kelly is awesome.

2) I’m a 40 something year old lady who cannot bear to say the word “nipple.”

chriskelly:

Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?

Many parents bring their children to R-rated movies, but are minors mature enough to see our panelists masturbating to the adult content on the screen?

Here’s a brand-new, filthy Onion News Network video I wrote the idea and script for. I have fond, fond memories of sitting around the writers room with the other writers, brainstorming filthy alternate ways to say masturbating. I’ve missed those times the most.

(Edited by the wonderful Kelly Hudson and directed by power-house Jew JJ Adler.)

Julie Brister is a national treasure.